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I'm not short, It's just a really big lens (Charcoal Edition)

kr 264,30 NOK

Finally, a shirt that explains why you look so tiny next to your 150-600mm zoom lens. Perfect for wildlife photographers, sports shooters, and anyone who's ever had to explain why their camera bag is bigger than their carry-on luggage.

Ideal for:

  • Making friends at birding meetups
  • Justifying your telephoto addiction
  • Explaining why you need a bigger camera bag
  • That moment when someone asks "Is that lens heavy?"
  • Safari trips (where you'll still wish you had more reach)

Featuring our minimalist lens stack design, this shirt celebrates the eternal photographer's dilemma: the inverse relationship between lens size and bank account balance. Printed on premium cotton that's sturdy enough to wipe your front element with. (But please don't.)

Side effects may include chronic back pain, empty wallet syndrome, and an uncontrollable urge to photograph things that are very far away.

Available in white, because you need to stay cool while lugging around all that glass.

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More details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I'm not short, It's just a really big lens (Charcoal Edition) Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/1b/1bfc144a13895de5ed01d0bdf9baa56e_l?v=1652962719
Size label Length Width
S
29 1/2
18
M
30 1/2
20
L
31 1/2
22
XL
32 1/2
24
2XL
33 1/2
26
3XL
34 1/2
28
4XL
35 1/2
30

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.