


I'm not short, It's just a really big lens (Charcoal Edition)
Finally, a shirt that explains why you look so tiny next to your 150-600mm zoom lens. Perfect for wildlife photographers, sports shooters, and anyone who's ever had to explain why their camera bag is bigger than their carry-on luggage.
Ideal for:
- Making friends at birding meetups
- Justifying your telephoto addiction
- Explaining why you need a bigger camera bag
- That moment when someone asks "Is that lens heavy?"
- Safari trips (where you'll still wish you had more reach)
Featuring our minimalist lens stack design, this shirt celebrates the eternal photographer's dilemma: the inverse relationship between lens size and bank account balance. Printed on premium cotton that's sturdy enough to wipe your front element with. (But please don't.)
Side effects may include chronic back pain, empty wallet syndrome, and an uncontrollable urge to photograph things that are very far away.
Available in white, because you need to stay cool while lugging around all that glass.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Andy Hutchinson
- Email: contact@support.store.andyhutchinson.com.au
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- AAdditional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I'm not short, It's just a really big lens (Charcoal Edition) Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|